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The effects are uneven, but serviceable (and provide a great homage/spoof with a marvelous riff on the skeleton scene in Jason and the Argonauts). What can I say the acting is wildly uneven, but the cast is still game. He is pursued by some pirate hunters who pick up the wife and remain close on the heels of the villains. The plot has something to do with a pirate captain wanting to get a magical Incan scepter that will give him great power to this end he kidnaps a recently married man who holds the key to the hereabouts of the scepter and throws the wife overboard. Better than many soft-core trash films that play late night on cable this is actually a movie I'd want to see again.

Certainly the fact the film can have 40 minutes of sex removed and have it survive says a great deal(The full version runs over two hours). I'm not sure I liked it because its better than most adult films or because its a good movie in its own right. Its a pirate porn movie thats actually plays as a decent little movie.

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